Cat Caught in Resume Scandal Still Keeps Security 'Dog' Job
Black Cat Exposed in Resume Fraud
A scandal has rocked the security world after a black cat named Midnight was caught lying on his resume to secure a security dog position.
Human Resources representatives are baffled by the situation. They claim they have no explanation for how this deception occurred, stating they were certain they had interviewed an actual dog for the role.
Unexpected Plot Twist
In a surprising development, despite the fraudulent application, Midnight has demonstrated exceptional abilities in his security role. The feline impostor has proven to be remarkably effective at the job normally reserved for canines.
Skills Trump Species
Following a thorough performance review, management has made the unexpected decision to keep Midnight in the position. This unprecedented move suggests that actual job performance may be more important than species-specific qualifications.
HR Reviewing Procedures
While Midnight continues his security duties, the HR department has reportedly initiated a review of their hiring practices. New protocols may include species verification as part of the standard background check process.
Company officials declined to specify exactly what makes Midnight so effective in his security role, but surveillance footage suggests exceptional climbing abilities and stealth tactics not typically found in the traditional security dog skillset.
This unusual employment situation raises interesting questions about traditional job qualifications and whether thinking outside the box - or in this case, outside the kennel - might lead to discovering talent in unexpected places.